Pleasantly Plump.
So, I figured I would explain my URL. I have been overweight pretty much since the second grade. It all started when my family moved back to the United States from Tokyo Japan where we had lived for four years. I lived there from when I was somewhere around 2-6. So yeah don’t ask me if I can speak Japanesse, cause I can’t and I remember very little about the whole experience other than Hello Kitty and Sailor Moon. I was pretty cute when I was little I had curly blonde hair (the asians went nutts) and big brown eyes. I have always said that I peaked too early in terms of popularity because Tokyo was the only time I could ever have considerd myself popular. So, then I moved to rural NJ started eating American food (thanx uncle sam love u 2) and watching Boy Meets World for hours on end. So, I mean it’s really all Sean’s fault Im like this, because if he wasn’t so cute I probably would have been out running laps around our house or something. Anyway, I used to ask my mom if I was fat and she used to say “No, honey you’re pleasantly plump, trust me when you grow taller you’ll be skinnier just stay at this weight.” Well, now Im 5’9 and I weigh somewhere around 300lbs. So that didn’t quite work out. And so I decided to use that phrase for the url cause I am pretty unpleasently obesse. I mean, I think there’s an attractive girl inside there somewhere but she’s being suffocated by a whale right now. But not to worry Im looking for the harpoon and I would say “call me Ishmale” but Im pretty sure the whale won at the end of that book. So tomorrow will be the official start of operation weightloss. I am doing this all on my own with no pills or srugery. I just hope I can stick with it cause I have a nasty habit of not finishing the things I start. Wish me luck internet!
p.s: if you love me you will ignore the spelling/punctuation errors and all the ones I am mo’ deff going to make in the future.
